teenwolf:

You are NOT ready. TONIGHT. Only 2 episodes left.

ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

officialfrenchtoast:

yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

If something happens, don’t expect me to risk my life trying to save yours.

We’re the monsters. Even banshees. Even me. I don’t believe that. Not all monsters do monstrous things. Like who? Like Scott.

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 

August 30th.

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